Man's Success is not measured by what he has achieved,but by what he has overcome while trying to succeed.............A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it...............You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore...................

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Monday, 20 February 2012

No be Small thing

WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress..(money speaking)
TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of Sobi barracks..(you'll not live well enough 2tell d story)
FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet..(Abeg go find work boh)
IRONY is the chairman of an okada association driving a Range Rover Sports..(u go fear fear)
STUPIDITY is having 6 cars while living in a rented apartment..
(Lagos mumu)
WISDOM is dating ur landlord's daughter..(Over kaku)
FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000.. (abegi why not wait 4d pirated copy okpe)
LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the
onions..(dat na true calabar luv)
Now; STINGYNESS is wen u finish reading tru dis and u don't SHARE it!

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